thought i'd start a new thread and see what naughtiness they've all been up to this week, so to kick things off:

List of destruction
Virgin TV Remote
Tea Towel
Large Bath towel
roll of green bags (exactly like the andrex advert but a whole role of green bags!!! )
Dish cloth
Wine glass (luckily wrapped in paper as we're in the process of moving but still broken)
Pants
Bra

And its only Weds

Great idea!

Here's Kizzy's list (much shorter than it used to be since I hide everything, well nearly!)

The head off the ball thrower
The head off her teddy
One bra strap
2 plastic coat hangers
the lining from my wellies
the arm from my reading glasses
my only remaining vase (now that one was an accident!)
one moth

These all happened whilst I was in the house though distracted as I've been decorating. Which brings me to my final incident -

When I was sanding the wall Kizzy decided to sniff the strange white powder covering the floor and got most of it in her moustache! She looked like she'd been snorting cocaine Needless to say I had to lock her in the kitchen at this point

Mostly she's actually been very good ... honest

Wow!!

We gave Wispa a few things we allow her to destroy (my old toms and an old hat), but she's generally not that destructive.

Give her a cardboard box or a plastic bottle, though, and she'll prove me wrong

I may live to regret this, but Phoebe has actually been very good and not destroyed anything this week. This is the girl who has, in the past eaten:

a TV remote control
about six pairs of glasses
Fly swatter
several pairs of shoes
wooden door stopper
several dish scrubbers
computer charger
flex of two lamps
umpteen books and magazine (don't leave them out anymore!)
photographs (several of my Dad who has passed on - very upsetting!)
my address book
countless pens
and several things I have yet to identify from the remains!

No destruction here, but I can list the ways Beamish has embarassed me (bearing in mind I've only been back 24 hours)

Jumping up at a dog walker
Humping a spaniel
Greeted my friends dog by licking her girlie bits then drooling all over my friend like a dirty old man
Cocking his leg on a table leg in the pub (all dogs cock their legs on the same table leg, buit that's no excuse!)

Lord - maybe I will reconsider the "neutering when he's 2" theory!

Embarassment is also part of our daily routine - i'm sure that people in the park think that the full extent of my conversational skills is "Sorry, Oh, i'm really sorry"

Great thread idea! This week Immi hasn't been all that destructive in terms of quantity of items, however, she has gone for quality of the art of destruction. What she destroyed this week is our bedroom carpet! One night she figured out that she can hook her tiny little puppy teeth into the carpet threads and pull! So the following morning we awoke to find that patches of our carpet are now bare

love this thread

I sat giggling my way through this thread!

Nothing today (to my knowledge) but our recent Holly happenings were an apple pie demolished last Sunday followed by her thinking it would be a great ideaooh Monday to get up onto the work surfaces and knock off the pot of small white baking beans which had been used to bake said apple pie!! So if the apple pie incident wasn't enough we had a kitchen floor full of small white baking beans.. Lethal!

Pleased to say Jessie isnt a destroyer (only of food left too close to edge of worktop) but it's really funny reading about the ones that are!

Jazz - 5 months old may not make it to 6 months !!!!(joking honestly)

One back door mat
Sky remote -gently nibbled but still working
best spectacles
2 tea towels
numerous dead leaves all over kitchen floor
half a tennis ball (don't know where it came from either)
one black sock - now neatly encasing poo's over several days (sorry)
Chunks of pixie's beard and moustache
one lightly crushed but still living pet snail
one sucked slug and
one deceased moth (what is is about moth's ??)

and ran up to a friends JRT and gave her such a fast and hard side swipe smack across the jaw with her front paw I heard the russell's teeth rattle -

Kathy

So funny................what is it about Months?

Fortunately Wurls doesn't destroy things (most of the time), she's just likes to own them for a wee while.

This week.
socks, pants, bra
hanky
1 T shirt out of wash basket
A slipper
3 empty plant pots
6 Tupperware containers off the work top, 4 empty 2 full
1 box of Logitech mouse weights.
Friends iphone off the table whilst we were all sat there, I thought she going for a cuddle, but she stole the phone off the side table instead.

She's 21 months old, & shows a few signs of getting better , she was good at the groomers & didn't steal a thing . (apart from an egg, but technically she wasn't inside the groomers so it doesn't count )

Also loving this thread! I thought Lottie had stopped being distructive till she ate my waterproof dog walking trainers a couple of weeks ago and yesterday she took all the coals out of the living flame gas fire and crunched them on my lovely (well, was lovely) beige carpet!

Fiona

Touching wood - Stout hasnt destroyed anything in a while. When he does its usually his teddies, but from his puppy days;

Sunglasses
Sky remote
Glasses case
Books
the living room wall
lots of boxes of tissues
Loo rolls
The sky ariel lead (Dad was very unimpressed with that one)
Corner of the sideboard
A box of parrot toys (luckily the ones without dried fruit)

Recently, all he has eaten is Chris' lunch when he left it on the desk, he was doing the innocent 'not me I was asleep all the time look' but the slobber and doodle hair on the desk gave it away